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Selling Out – Bastian Schweinsteiger

Posted by eddiev18 on June 25, 2008

It seems appropriate that i’m writing this as Germany lock horns with Turkey in the first semi-final of Euro 2008, and boy am I happy to have the ammo to have a pop at this German stereotype. I simply can’t stand Bastian Schweinsteiger!

Arrogant, with a white peroxide barnet and a name that translates into English as pig farmer, Schweinsteiger is offensive to most senses (i’ve not smelt or tasted him, but I imagine it’d be foul).

What this advert is for though, I have no idea. My guess is that ‘Bifi’ is a German version of pepperami, but what the hell Schweinsteiger is doing promoting it, and dancing like a chicken, is anyone’s guess.

Does young Bastian care though? Nope, not one iota. He’s gone straight to the bank and deposited his money. I, however, refuse to let him get away with this unnoticed! Please slate him as you see fit.

Bastian Shweinsteiger is a cock

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9 Responses to “Selling Out – Bastian Schweinsteiger”

  1. spikedeinstein said

    Say what you like, that one’s played well at the Euros. Schweinsteiger’s apparently a lucky charm for the Germans, when he scores, they don’t lose. He’s already made and impressed many at a World Cup appearance, a Euro one, has had a good season at Bayern and landed a hot girlfriend too.

    Hopefully, he’ll play his cards right and not bungle it.

    PS: He was a disappointment against Spain.
    PPS: If I agreed to do that ad., I’d curl up and shrivel to a crisp immediately after. All the money in the world wouldn’t make up for that utter humiliation.

  2. John said

    Dood bastian is a fucking baller, and you’re a piece of shit. go fuck yourself u pussy ass bitch. 🙂

  3. Sabrina said

    i love you Basti he is adorable!!!!!!by italian fan

  4. iheartschweini said

    all i have 2 say is that u’re an ass!!

  5. Iga said

    I love Bastian Schweinsteiger

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  7. manu girl said

    amo a bastian y odio a sarah¡ ojala y termine pronto con ella jeje bueno pero super adoro a mi bastian besos bye

  8. anonimo said

    jajajaj k feo es el tioooo parece k es un feto mal parioo

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